Story a day challenge 'One Sided Dialogue'
Last year’s version - http://afstoryaday.blogspot.com/2018/05/day-17-couch-potato.html This year built on it a bit.
‘This is bullshit, who wrote this crap!’
‘Brrrr, Brrrr; Brrrr, Brrrr - You have reached the voicemail of Dinga Bell.’
‘Dinga, bloody answering machine, how can I get your bloody answering machine. Did you watch the GoT, no that’s right you’re out on a date. A date that took more priority over the GoT. Well anyway either delete the message now else you’ll get spoiler. Right the Spoiler! Cersei got killed by a rock. A ROCK!! That’s bloody insane, why the hell have I over invested in this show? Eight years. EIGHT YEARS! Seriously mate, it’s crap, these writers have lost the plot. See you tomorrow.’
‘Oh bloody hell!’