Aphorism Inspired (100 words)

'I'm doing this writing challenge, right?'

'You know, write a story a day.'

'They give you writing prompts and stuff like.'

'You know, snippets of inspiration.'

'Well, Today's, Today's! was write an aphorism-inspired story.'

'Fair dinkum, aphorism!'

'What's that you say? Well, I didn't bloody know, did I.'

'So I googled it.'

'A pithy observation with a truth.'

'What the, I said. Well, I did even if it was to myself.'

'Who do they think I am, Mark Twain.'

'You know, the guy who apologised or sumptin for not having enough time to write sumptin short.'

'Well I did it.'

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Mark Twain once said, “I didn't have time to write you a short letter, so I wrote you a long one.”