Saturday, 9 May 2026

More Words

 There are more words written than ever read,

Now, let's try to hold this in our heads.

The thread begins with the dead.

Functional and with purpose, they began the thread.

A Sumerian accountant 5,126 years ago got ahead,

Struggling to hold numbers in their head,

Wrote them down instead on clay for a later day.

A mere 550 years from that day, an Egyptian dropped the clay,

Too heavy to carry when carting hay,

Started to log and diarise on papyrus each day.


Some argued that clay was here to stay

When the Epic of Gilgamesh appeared on clay,

Marking a significant day 2100 years before the Common way.

Then the numbers stopped when philosophy came to play,

It was Prisse Papyrus's day to enter the literary fray,

And yet, clay was still here to stay as Gilgamesh

made a complete and final appearance on a day

1200 years before the common day.


The words had proliferated to a point

that there was more and more every day,

So Alexandria came to play,

Building a library still explored today.

A place of systemic collection and dissection

with hand-copying at play.

Meanwhile, a mere hop, skip and a jump away,

The eastern people came to play,

Producing the first paper of the day,

Some 50 years before the common way.


With 105 common era years put away,

The East accelerated the paper way,

Giving us the paper we use today.

Now, clay gave way, no longer the surface to scribe,

But the printing blocks of movable type inside,

A mere 3,500 years to the day,

As the Chinese re-entered the fray,

The first mass production of the day,

As in 600 to 700, common day mass production started away,

Everyone got out of the way.


In 1000 common era, a new genre entered the fray,

A Tale of Genji shows a novel way.

It would be another 450 years to the day

That Gutenberg's press would begin to press away,

With 20 million books by 1500 CE, come what may.

This was around the time the political began to prey.


In 1837, clay would again come out to play,

Not to compete in a paper way,

But as insulators of the first digital way,

With telegraphy making its way,

Electrical transmission had come to play.

But ultimately, paper was still the way,

Although words were finally shared at a pace that dismayed.


Then the cathode ray on a 1940 day began to accelerate the way.

Over the next 60 years, we found our screen ways,

First, a computer display on a 1951 day,

Then the way of the web on a 1991 day.

In 2007, like rockets into our pockets,

The iPhone was here to stay.

Did this flag the end of paper's day?

No bloody way.


Now though it's dilemma's day,

With LLMs marking the way,

Words themselves make more every day.


Friday, 8 May 2026

Parlay

The Edge of Black Marsh

Aricus sat quietly, looking over the camp and then around its periphery. As he had always done, he took the last watch; it was his routine, always had been since he first set out. Pitch camp, eat, study, bed down. That for him was to meditate for a few hours, two watches' worth, then take the last watch.

He liked it this way; it worked for him, always had. It enabled him to prepare. Today, he would go on alone; he'd not told them yet. He was certain none of them knew; he'd given nothing away in the days they'd been travelling together. He would ask them to wait; he should be no more than a day, if he was right.

The ranger wouldn't be a bother; the man had looked uneasy in his company since the outset, so much so that Aricus had offered well above the going rate for a guide in this area. He wasn't sure if it was him or their destination that caused the unease; either way, the extra ten gold seemed to help him get over it.

Wil and Nick, well, they'd be fine. They'd been with him for a decade or more now, able men, committed to him; they'd travelled with him many a time before and were loyal to him. He respected their steadfastness and desire to live out their lives as well-paid manservants raising their respective families on the estate.

The two of them had stopped being worried years ago when the unspoken agreement grew stronger between the three of them: do the master's bidding, and the master will look after you. No, they would not argue.

Then his eyes landed on Varice, her hair tied up in a stocking, sleeping blissfully on her side. For her part, she'd been apprenticed to him for only a few years. Gifted, she'd excelled under his tutelage; in reality, she was a mage in her own right now, yet had stayed with him beyond her apprenticeship.

She would protest at being left behind, chafing at the idea that she might miss out on something. Yet at the same time, they both knew it would be her time to depart soon. It was only a matter of time before one of them found the reason for this to occur. He knew she would not see that as today.

His gaze moved on, once more over the camp, then back along the path they'd trodden the day before, then onto the swamp north of them. The trees he sat amongst now, the edge of the forest fell away immediately, not a hundred yards away, falling into low spindly marsh mangrove.

The grey road they'd been travelling on was turning black as the earth on either side gave way into the swamp. He'd take her with him. No need to make a scene. It would be better this way; she'd follow unquestioningly, and maybe they would find the cause they were looking for.


The Road Into the Marsh

The two of them, different but the same, turned away from camp, their bags strapped over their right shoulders, the satchel hanging on their left hip, both wearing a sword on the right. From behind, their black cloaks masking their bodies' shape, their height the same, his hair ancient white, hers dark red tumbling down her back — the only difference. That and the staff he used, clicking on the stone as they left.

They didn't need to look back; they knew who they left behind. Aricus was confident he would see them again before the day was out. Varice, well, that wasn't even a thought.

'Master Aricus, what are we here for?'

'That, my girl, is a question that has taken its time to arrive.' The two walked on, silent.

After several minutes: 'Two things. I think.'

'You think?' Varice enquired, her tone neutral, no inflexion of surprise or otherwise. She'd learnt this is how conversations went. He would speak in his own time and at his own pace. Not a question, always a statement. She'd also learnt that he didn't ask questions; he'd never asked a question in the years she'd been with him, only statements that deliberately prompted questions from her.

'One will be a being of sorts, an entity. A creature so old it is ageless, yet it has died many times. I think it knows the second thing.' Aricus stopped, turning towards Varice.

She stopped; it was respectful not to walk in front of the master.

He stared at her for a moment. 'Remember how to steel your mind. You will need to. Start now, before we move closer.' She nodded in acknowledgement.

He walked on.

'We go to a cairn, not like one you or I have seen in our lifetimes. For you in your thirty years and me in my three hundred, neither of us has seen such a thing. You will have heard of such things: the burial cairn of a barbarian warlord, buried with his full retinue. A barbarous thing, some would say. He was called Ulthic.'

Around them, the morning mist was starting to clear. Although it was not yet mid-morning, the marsh still had a pre-dawn darkness to it. The road was cobbled and black, in good repair; it belied where it was, little trafficked, yet the lichen and moss did not cause them any concern. The click of Aricus's staff echoed back at them.

'Ulthic was a barbarian lord like no other. The tribes of the north avoided magic, but Ulthic did not. Don't get me wrong, he did not embrace it himself, or for his tribespeople. He tolerated it at first, then came to depend upon it. He dealt in it. And it is because of this that we are here.'

Varice looked at her master, two paces in front of her, his pace constant, his walk confident and strong. The staff was not the tool of a cripple but an extension of his power, ebony black, and in this environment it looked blacker than ever. His voice, not loud but clear, carried back to her, amplified by the marsh about them.

'Is Ulthic the being you speak of?'

'No. Although it is he and his mage advisor who deigned to raise his cairn here because of the being we seek. It is this being you need to steel your mind from.'

The two walked on. Varice waited.

His mind made up, Aricus continued. 'It is an Aboleth we seek, an ancient, ageless being that pre-existed everything we know or could fathom. It now knows more of the history of the world than any humankind could, as it was here for it. We cannot underestimate it; quite obviously, something this ageless is not without its wit. It is a survivor, and it is deadly.'

The two walked on in silence, each within their own mind. Aricus opening his, searching; Varice working to keep hers closed, sensing, waiting for that familiar touch of something trying to reach out telepathically. It was exhausting, like listening for a noise in silence, only this silence was of her own creation, hidden inside her mind.

The mist before them lightened with the rising sun to something more akin to early morning light, although it was not complete. A blackness rose before the two of them, a mound, curving at the sides up to a smooth plateau fifty feet above them.

Aricus stopped. The click of his staff stopped. Tucking it under his arm, he pulled a map from his robe, opened it and studied it, occasionally looking from the page to the black monolith before him. Then, folding it, he walked on.


Into the Cairn

The door, if that's what you'd call it, opened easily. For Varice, too easily. Although she did detect his use of the knock spell, that still did not explain the absence of webs and other detritus of an ancient tomb. Beyond the threshold, they plunged into darkness, Aricus lighting the way with a soft radiance atop his staff.

The walls about them, dark, rough-hewn blocks a foot high and two feet long, stood about seven feet apart, topped with long stone sleepers, themselves a foot wide, their length easily covering the distance between the two walls, the floor tightly packed cobbles of four inches by four. The air was stale from stillness, the taste of it filling their mouths as they passed.

Coming to an intersection, Aricus stopped, making sure Varice could see his hands. Gesturing in the thieves' cant he'd taught her: Silence. Follow. Protect. Head.

Head caused her to pause momentarily before doubling down on the concentration required to steel her mind from intrusion.

He headed down the left passage, which in due course turned right, and right again. What was an indiscernible descent at first became more and more obvious at each turn, so much so that Varice knew they were passing below a passage they'd been in only minutes before. Nothing obstructed their progress.

Aricus stopped again, a one-handed gesture: wait. She watched her master's face in the light of his staff; he was communicating. She'd seen this before, when he was teaching her telepathy. Telepathy, and how to steel her mind against it. She concentrated, her discipline getting tested. The temptation to drop her own protection and eavesdrop was strong. She didn't.

She watched for a minute that felt like a month. Then she felt it, something brushed at first, then pushed against her mind. She could feel it. It wasn't Aricus; she'd felt his presence, his telepathic touch, many times before. This was different. It had a whole different feel to it. Older, gentler in many ways. She knew instantly that if it wanted to pierce her mind, it could. It chose not to, and moved on.

Regaining her focus, she realised Aricus was studying her face, only momentarily, before he gestured Good — the closest he could make to well done. He knew she'd been tested and evaluated by the being he'd spoken of before they arrived.

He moved on ahead of her, only a short distance, before stopping and running his hands over the wall. He placed the four fingers of his right hand over the top of a brick, his thumb beneath it, and pulled, then dropped his hand and stepped backwards.

The two of them stood and watched as the square stones before them, one at a time, began first to recede into the wall, then move left and right alternately and out of sight. Once finished, the passage continued beyond them, although now changed.

Aricus stepped through the threshold into what now appeared to be a semi-natural tunnel, the floor black gravel, the walls natural except that their trajectory was unusually straight. Again, they continued on unimpeded.

After several minutes, ten at most, the tunnel opened instantly into a vast cavern. Before them, the light of Aricus's staff reflected off a massive underground lake, its water pitch black and mirror still.

They stopped. Stood still. Looking out into the darkness of the lake, waiting.


The Parlay

Aricus stood looking out across the lake, not searching, not waiting, just looking. At the stillness. At the blackness. Not worrying about what he did or did not see. Then he projected a thought outward, just out, quiet and deliberate.

'Ancient one. I am here.'

'So you are, little one. So you are. What brings you here?'

It always sounded odd, telepathy, but unusually odd in this case. Normally, the voice in his mind was the voice of what he could see, or his perception of how they sounded. With Varice, whom he knew well, it was simply her voice. But until this moment, he had not had an imagination for the voice of the aboleth. Now, standing here at the water's edge, looking out across the blackness, the voice projecting into his head was deep. He could feel it, so ancient it trembled through him. It spoke his language, slowly. It was not in a rush.

'I am here to call upon your wisdom. To parlay. To trade. To make a deal.'

'Always in a rush, even those who live so long as an Elf seem to be in a rush to me. No small talk. No incidental pleasantries. Straight to the point. That, my friend, if friend is what you intend to be, we must establish a cadence before we agree to anything. Tell me of the world above. I have not spoken to anyone for some time.'

Aricus took his time. Even now, even in this exchange, he chose his responses carefully. He knew of aboleths and their power, their probing telepathy. He had no doubt the creature already knew his deepest desire. The ancient one was already playing with him; it had the advantage, or so it thought.

'Well, ancient one, I imagine you want a sense of time first. You should know that we count it now, that we set time by it. It is 1340 DR, the Year of the Lion. The Cult of the Dragon moves openly in Featherdale, the forces of Sembia having met them at the River Rising not long past. In Chessenta, a cult of darker purpose still formed and was put down, though not without the intervention of Mystra herself, they say. The plague is well behind us. The great wars of dragons are distant history. What remains is prosperous by comparison, a time of study, of open roads, of old sites being rediscovered and old questions being asked again. It is a time, ancient one, to appeal to you.'

Silence.

Then the voice again, quiet in his mind. 'That is interesting. You say it will interest me. How presumptuous. You talk to me of counting time. I was counting time an aeon before you even existed. Why would you think something like this would interest someone like me?'

'The goddess Mystra walking amongst humans. I thought that would be news of interest to someone such as you.'

'Gods. They come and go. You speak of old questions; now that may be of interest. Why don't you ask yours first? Let us see what this parlay brings.'

The moment was upon him, a breath, no more. He shielded his mind momentarily, only subtly, as he reached into memory for something he had locked away magically within it a long time ago, something he had stowed away for this exact moment. In an instant, it came rushing back to him, washed over him like old memories. Only these were not memories of his own. Of his kin, yes, but not his own. His mind filled with the name Tharicus.

He calmed himself, the silence about him deafening as his mind stilled again.

'Ancient one, you once dealt with one of my ancestors. I seek something of his.'

'What are you willing to barter? The woman, is that why she is here?'

For Aricus it was as if he had been slapped across the face. What was he thinking? Why had he decided to bring her?

'You desire her, do you not? Is she not your greatest desire?'

Aricus gathered himself. It wasn't that he had forgotten she was with him; he could sense her as he always did when she was near. He also realised the aboleth was right. The being knew something about him that, until this moment, he had not even realised himself.

'No. It is not her I wish to barter. It is I. It is my service I offer. My life.'

'How so, little one? I know she is your true desire, and you want me to take you instead?'

'No, not take me, ancient one. I wish to walk in the footsteps of my ancestor Tharicus.'


The Exit

Varice had drifted into a trance, staring out into the vast cavern's blackness, the mirror-flat water reflecting the light of Aricus's staff, Aricus himself standing still before her, his long white hair hanging straight down his back, his shoulders set.

They had been standing like this for what felt like an eternity, hence the trance. Something new had occurred to her in that stillness, a need to meditate. The only difference this time was the effort required to steel her mind against intrusion.

The effort, though, was hard to discern. So much so that she was not even certain her thoughts had been probed at all. What she had felt above, before they arrived at the underground lake, had not happened here, or had it? She had felt nothing for so long, drifting deeper into the trance, that she could almost convince herself it had not happened.

But it had. She knew it had. Something ancient had probed her mind earlier. Not here, not now. She had dropped her guard once, perhaps twice, whilst standing in the dark watching Aricus as she had so many times before.

When her guard dropped, she couldn't help but hear; she had caught fragments, snippets of something she could not name, not because she didn't know what it was, but because it was so surprising.

Aricus turned. He looked at her without a word, making a short gesture: follow.

She did.

The two of them traced their footsteps back up the passage down which they had come not long before. They arrived back at the dressed hall, Varice distractedly wondering where that term came from. Dressed. A pompous way of saying built.

The large blocks were set with a precision that the cavern below was not. Aricus waited until she had come through the hidden entrance, then turned to the wall, pressing his hand against a single stone. It moved. She watched as the bricks began their sequence, clicking, mechanical, one at a time, back into place, until the wall stood blank before them.

The two of them looked at it in silence for a moment.

'Come. Follow.' Varice was taken aback momentarily; this was the first spoken word between them since before they'd entered the cairn.

Aricus did not turn back the way they came; instead, he proceeded further in, their passage through the secret door now reduced to nothing but an interruption as they first approached and then pushed through a pair of large double doors, beyond which stood the burial chamber of the barbarian warlord.

The room, thirty feet across, sixty feet deep, ceilings twenty feet above, was a massive square open space, dressed as the hall was, although adorned with tapestries and paintings, the floor strewn with gold, platters, chalices, crystal orbs, the treasures a jarring contrast to the austerity of the cairn itself.

Aricus barely paused before gesturing back towards Varice, left arm, palm open, clearly signalling stop without looking at her, and striding to the centre of the room towards a large grey and white marbled sarcophagus, ignoring the wealth about him, before bending and lifting an object from the floor beside it.

Turning back towards Varice, he had a small ebony chest with gold filigree and arcane symbols in smoke-white tucked under his arm. As he passed her, he said simply, 'We leave now.'


The End

Moments passed, and the two of them, master and apprentice, found themselves back on the black cobblestoned road. The brightness of the marsh's midday, little more than an early morning or dusk, stung their eyes, causing them to water as though they were staring into the sun.

Aricus, with a gesture, extinguished the light atop his staff before turning towards his apprentice. He turned the onyx chest from under his arm towards Varice. 'Hold this.'

Taking the chest in two hands, she was struck by several things at once: its weight, feather-light, yet its look and density were heavy; its darkness absorbed the light around it; the filigree and symbols shifted as she looked at them. It felt cold, absorbing, as if she held death itself in her hands.

For his part, Aricus, staff tucked beneath his arm in that familiar way he had always carried it since she'd been committed to his teachings, looked at her momentarily. Then, with two hands, he lifted the top corners of the chest closest to him, opening the lid hinged on her side.

Pulling his eyes away from hers, he leaned forward, first looking into it, then reaching in and pulling a scroll clear, holding it in one hand and shutting the lid of the chest with the other. Hand beneath the box, he deftly lifted and turned it away from Varice, and it disappeared into his robes.

'It is time, Varice. Time for us to part. Your apprenticeship is near its end. To complete it' — he held out the scroll for her to take — 'obtain the items listed here and return to my tower. In doing this, you will seal both our futures.'

As she took the scroll, its weight transferred, substance and purpose both settling into her hands. Two loud thuds sounded on the cobblestones between them.

It was Aricus's staff.

And he was gone.


Wednesday, 6 May 2026

It's all about Martia

'You know Doug, it's a bloody dog's breakfast at work.' Looking over his shoulder at his friend, 'C'mon, let's go.'

Opening the door to the Prado, he watched as Doug climbed in before climbing in himself. He shifted the car into reverse, glanced at the camera mid-dashboard before glancing into the left wing mirror, down the street, then slowly backed out onto the road, swinging the arse of the car uphill.

Tapping the car from reverse into drive with his hand, he accelerated down the hill. 'Dog's breakfast, seriously. You should've heard them all when they realised the shit was about to hit the fan with the latest delivery stuff-up.'

He looked across at his friend, who, for his part, was looking out the window, although when he realised Mick had stopped talking, he turned back and looked at him expectantly, telling him to continue without saying a word; it was all in his eyes.

Turning back towards the road.

Mick continued 'Anyways, Martia... god she's hot.' Stopping abruptly, he didn't mean to say that. Again, he looked at Doug. 'Seriously, man, she is. Yeah, I know, I know. Ask her out, I know you've said it before. I will, seriously, I will.'

'Anyways, she was so cool. I swear she knows her shit, was the calmest one in the warehouse when they'd realised their stuff was up. She'd come down from the office to point out the issue. Tony, Tony! The dick who stuffed it started to carry on like a real pork chop. Anyway, cool as a cucumber, Martia simply raised her eyebrows at him and stopped him dead in his tracks. Everyone calmed down, and she told him what to do and how to resolve it. She was brilliant.'

He stopped talking, hit the lever, right indicator on, and swung across the oncoming lane up into the car park, then a hard left, hard right, and landed perfectly into the vacant spot right out the front of the bottlo. 'Hang here a tick, mate. I'll be right back.' Jumping out of the car, Mick ran in, entered the shop walking, acknowledging the checkout fellow with the briefest of brief nods before disappearing into the cool room to grab a four-pack of beer.

Then out to the counter, again a quick nod and 'Yeah, good mate, you.' The checkout dude scanned the barcode on his beers, then his reward card, double-clicked on the side of the phone, beep, and he was done, heading for the door.

And he stopped like a doorjamb, both holding it open and blocking the way.

It was Martia. 'Hey, Mick, is this your dog? I recognised your truck. I didn't know you had a dog.'

Mick, mouth dry, tongue stuck to the top of his mouth, managed to stammer out, 'Uh, yeah, that's Doug.'


Tuesday, 5 May 2026

I'm only 55

I’ve had some ear troubles lately, once so bad I may as well have been deaf. A weird sensation, temporary yet softly painful. I’d like to think it gave me some empathy, some thought of those around me; my elders who live with deafness all the time, that or tinnitus. It makes conversations hard, shallow even. Frustrating those around you. My wife had no patience for it. This was sudden, though. How will I go when it sneaks up on me and becomes permanent? I’m only 55. 

What will it be like at 75, eighty, even?  Is it a dread, or a fear? I do not know. To be stuck in your head, and not hear. To miss the use of your wit. Watching those close by politely try to engage in every way. When it’s even harder to be heard, they half-heartedly try, turning away. Their own thoughts cause pain as they see you slide away.

I look at those around me, my father, the old submariner mates marching, all with a world of experiences, locked away and fading from today.


I’m only 55.

What's that?

Ough sat, sat looking about, relieved to be here, feeling fresh, the scent of coconut and papaya engulfed him, running his hand through his hair, the feeling was phenomenal. "Thank you, Aunty Houg, I feel great."

"That's fine, darling, it's great to see you, it's been an aeon since the clans gathered, you're so big now, how was the trip?" Not looking up, she quickly brushed off a large, rounded river stone sitting close to the fire before dropping a flatbread onto it.

"Aaah, I see you're all clean, me lad, good good." It was Doog, Ough's uncle, entering from the outside, water dripping from both his face and his hands, evident that he too had done something to freshen up for the evening meal. Walking past Houg, kissing her on the top of her head as he retrieved three clay cups and bowls from the shelf on the far side of the yurt, sitting them on a slate, again just next to the fire, and pouring goat's milk into the three cups before passing one to Ough. "So what brings you so far from home, lad?"

Running his hand through his hair again, it felt so great, so fresh, soft and silky. "Well..." his hand returning to the cup, his two hands now cupping the cup, "I'm, um, holidaying."

Both Houg and Doog stopped. Doog halfway settled into his log seat, Houg's hand poised above the flatbread. That was a new word; they'd both heard whispers, but they didn't believe them. They'd come weeks ago when Doog was out on the range, he'd run into their neighbour, their clansman Clough, who had mentioned that Ough had wandered off. With purpose. But this word was the purpose?

In unison, the two adeptly wrapped their mouths around the word. "Hol-i-day-ing?"

Ough paused, haltingly. Had he gone too far? Where were they now going to start to question him, get superstitious about this word? He'd encountered it before, before he'd even left home, telling his family of his ideas to holiday. His father had gone off his log at him. "How dare he use words like that around the family, around his sisters?" It'd been traumatising, so much so that that night, as the family slept, he'd snuck out of the yurt, heading off on his holiday. It'd been some time coming; his dad's tolerance of his "new ideas" had been wearing thin for a while. As his father put it, get your head out of the clodder and back on the job; they had fields to plough, seed to plant, peat to gather. It was this departure under the cover of darkness that had fed the rumours Clough spoke of with Doog.

Frantically looking about, Ough sought a deflection, a distraction. "What's that?" pointing to the far side of the yurt. Doog, following the line of his gesture, looked upon the object Ough spoke of, as did Houg; their responses could not have been more different.

Doog sat upright, an energy coming over him, at the same time as Houg recognised what Ough had pointed out, sighed loudly and rolled her eyes. "Oh darling, that's nothing, tell us about this hol-i-day-ing, don't worry about that."

Doog, though, at the top of his voice declared, "That, my son, is a wheel."

Doog's eyes were wide, bounding from his seat. He stood, his arms out, presenting the thing as if it were the most obvious wonder in the world. Ough, for his part, stared.

"A wheel," Ough said again, carefully, as though the word itself might do something unexpected. "What is... a wheel?"

"Well, it's this." Doog gestured broadly at it. "It's this round..."

"What is round?"

"This is round. This wheel is round."

"Is round a word that's been around for a while? Like, so we call Boulder, is a boulder round?"

"Not all boulders are round."

"So this wheel?" Ough looked at his uncle, then back at the thing, then at his uncle again. "Is it like my holiday? It has all these other words with it? All these other words that come along?"

"Okay, so wheel is round," said Doog, "what other words are there with hol-i-day-ing?" Doubt was creeping into his voice as he stepped into unfamiliar territory again.

"Travel!" said Ough. "Holidaying and travel, those are the two words, like your wheel and round?" Looking quizzically.

"Yes, yes, yes, wheel is round, you're correct, but that's only part, that's not the mastery of this thing. The uses. The uses of this thing, the uses are more than the words."

"Both of you." Houg did not look up. "Can you just be quiet for five minutes and eat the meal I've prepared for you?"

The two of them looked at each other. They looked at the flatbread, the goat meat, the curd, the wild greens. Then they ate. Madly, with their fingers, cramming it in as fast as they could, grinding, chewing, mouths open as polite company does, working hard to get the meal out of the way so that they could continue their conversation about holidays and wheels, those more extrapolated ideas. Coughing it down, washing it back with goat's milk, sour as it was.

"Honey, honey, honey." Doog was already rising. "Can you do the dishes this evening? I want to talk to" he gestured at Ough "outside. Ough, take the wheel, take the wheel outside, we'll talk about the wheel outside."

"Yes, yes," said Ough, and kissed Houg on the cheek as he jumped up, thanking his aunt for the fine food. Houg, for her part, closed her eyes briefly in the way of a woman who had known in herself that these two would soon get along splendidly. Both resigned and relieved that Doog had someone else to talk to about his wheel, as she had been so unappreciative.

Ough grabbed the wheel and began moving it toward the entrance. First lifting it, trying to hug it to his chest, for what he thought would be light, it was surprisingly heavy.

"Roll it," said Doog, drawing Ough's eye. "Point that side", Doog pointed, "at the door, and pushed."

It rolled. Just slightly, just a little, Ough gave it a good push, it rolled, straight out of his reach, moved forward a short distance and then fell, thump, on its side, flat to the floor. Ough looked down at it.

"Here you go, here's how," Doog stated, as he stepped in, lifted the wheel from one side, pointed it at the door and gave it a push.

"Wheeling it," said Doog, with quiet pride. "I think that's a word we would use, Ough. I'm wheeling it. That's what I'm doing."

"Okay." Ough considered this. "I get that you're wheeling it. It's a wheel, and it's round. I'm just still struggling," they were outside now, the evening air on them, the fire's light spilling through the yurt entrance, "to come to terms with what it is and what it does and what it could do."

"This is exactly where you need to be right now." Doog nodded gravely. "This, what you're feeling, this is the big consideration. I think this has potential. Enormous potential."

"Potential for what?"

"Well." Doog paused. "It's an interesting thing. There's another word I need to tell you about, and that word is pivotal, pivotal to this situation. And that word is axle."

Ough's head was spinning. The words his uncle was using, and did not even know he was using: wheel, round, axle. And those were only the words he'd stated as new. What was this pivotal? Not that vocabulary was even a word Ough could think of just now, but his uncle had a whole new lot of words he did not know.

"Wheel. Round. Axle." Doog stated again, patting his wheel.

Ough looked around. "What is an axle? I can see the wheel. I can see the round. Where is the axle? I can't see the axle."

"I haven't quite perfected it," Doog admitted, "but let me improvise one for you."

Another word. Improvise. He'd been worried about words like holidaying and travel, but his uncle had a whole other vocabulary. Not that vocabulary was even a word Ough could think, let alone say, but a whole new lot of words he did not know.

Doog looked about, scanning the ground, until he found a rock, rough, about the size of a coconut, for want of a better word. Well. Neither of them truly knew what a coconut was. Something from the coast. Ough had heard of them.

"Seen a coconut?"

"I've heard of them."

About the size of something, anyway. A size that was difficult to precisely describe, which was itself a problem that would need solving another day. Doog crouched, setting the wheel carefully on top of the rock, nudging it, adjusting, the wheel tipping one way, then the other. Then he lifted his hands away slowly, holding his breath.

It balanced.

That was the word. Balanced. Doog filed it away; he didn't want to overwhelm the youngn, he was happy he hadn't triggered the suspicions like he did when trying to describe this to Clough.

"See." His voice had dropped to something close to reverent. "That. That is the essence of an axle. Balance. In the centre of the wheel. In the centre of the round." He looked at Ough. "And look at this." Tentatively, he reached out and spun it. The wheel turned, just a little, slow and even. He reached down, grabbed a fistful of dirt, and sprinkled it. Sparingly, as it fell from his hand, the dirt landed on the wheel, poured with such care it did not fall off, a trail of dirt forming a ring on the side of the wheel, mesmerising, the evening light catching it as it went around.

Ough stared at his uncle.

"What," he said slowly, "are all the things we could do with that?"

"I don't know yet." Doog straightened up. "I don't know. But there is going to be a use. This is the thing, Ough, I've got to work these things out. No, we've got to, if you'll help me, I think this is bigger than the both of us."

"This is phenomenal." Ough shook his head. "How hard can it be to make one? Can I have one?"

"You could have this one," said Doog, "and I will make another. You take it, wheel it wherever you go on your holiday, and maybe, maybe in your travels, in your holidaying, you could conceive of other things to do with it." He held up a finger. "But. Make sure no one copies it. Don't tell them how to make a wheel. When they ask about it, and they will ask, tell them to come to me. Come to me, and I will make one."

"And when you say come to me?" asked Ough.

"I mean, come to me." Doog was firm on this point. "I will make another for myself regardless. But I could make two. And if you travel with this wheel, you could either sell it on to someone and come back for another, or send them to me directly. I think the first approach is better, because as you travel with the wheel, you may get some inspiration, some idea on what to do with it."

Ough looked at the wheel. The wheel sat there, balanced on its rock, in the dark outside the yurt. Doog spun it again for good effect.

"This is brilliant," Ough said. "Uncle, you are so generous. I think," he laughed, a little, the way you laugh when something is genuinely too large to grasp, "I wonder if people in the future will use wheels on their holidays. Imagine that. Holidays and wheels. The two words are coming together. Two inventors, like you and I."

"It's so great," said Doog.

"It is," said Ough.

They stood there a moment longer in the dark, two men and a wheel, the smell of flatbread still in the air, somewhere inside Houg doing the dishes and absolutely not thinking about either of them.

"I look forward," said Ough at last, picking up the wheel, "to advancing your wheel in my travels."

He wheeled it forward. It rolled. It kept rolling.

That, as it turned out, was the whole point.