Day 22 - Couch Fury

Story a day challenge 'One Sided Dialogue'

Last year’s version - http://afstoryaday.blogspot.com/2018/05/day-17-couch-potato.html This year built on it a bit.

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‘WHAT!!!’

 ‘AAAAH!’  

‘This is bullshit, who wrote this crap!’

‘Brrrr, Brrrr; Brrrr, Brrrr - You have reached the voicemail of Dinga Bell.’

‘Dinga, bloody answering machine, how can I get your bloody answering machine. Did you watch the GoT, no that’s right you’re out on a date.  A date that took more priority over the GoT. Well anyway either delete the message now else you’ll get spoiler.  Right the Spoiler! Cersei got killed by a rock. A ROCK!!  That’s bloody insane, why the hell have I over invested in this show? Eight years. EIGHT YEARS! Seriously mate, it’s crap, these writers have lost the plot. See you tomorrow.’

Clunk

‘AAAAAAH!’

Crack!

‘Oh bloody hell!’

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‘Brrrr, Brrrr; Brrrr, Brrrr - You have reached the voicemail of Dinga Bell.’

‘Maaaate! You know that little 30 inch TV I loaned you a while ago. Just wondering if I can drop over and pick-it up, mines on the blink for some reason and I don’t want to miss the next episode of GoT. Give me a call. Thanks.’